so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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