new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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