i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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