OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm having to shit out rocks
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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