That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
