i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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