Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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