Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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