I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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