why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
