have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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