I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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