Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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