you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
and you fell through a lawn chair
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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