I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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