what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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