You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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