we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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