it was like his penis was on wheels.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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