After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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