rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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