im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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