wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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