And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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