Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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