shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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