Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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