return my video game
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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