She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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