Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
