"it" just moved
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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