There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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