dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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