Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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