Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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