Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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