yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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