Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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