Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she woke up with a sticky ear
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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