She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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