ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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