Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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