He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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