BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
