Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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