wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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