I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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