New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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