he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
