This is not my ceiling
just tell him i said nine months
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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